I knew when Forbes came out with its “Boring Cities” list that local cities on the list would snivel about it, along with some of the chicken-dinner rah-rah hometown booster pundits.
And sure enough, my former Tribune colleague Gary Nelson (now with The Arizona Republic came charging in to rescue those cities from being labeled boring. He did a bang-up job with Mesa, especially:
“Nuh,uh! Mesa’s not boring!” Gary fired back. “It has a new $100 million art center! And it has the factory where Apaches are made! And professional athletes live there!”
Well, that sure showed that uppity Forbes writer. I know that when bobsled jousting, being a human cannonball and skydiving from the B2 have become dull for me, Mesa is where I go. Nothing screams heart-pounding excitement like a good art center. The adrenaline rush of seeing a building inside which Apache helicopters being built is simply unparalleled. Oh, and spotting a pro athlete’s house? You will feel endorphins surge from your toes to the very tips of your hair follicles.
Well done, old bean.
Alright, I’ll stop roughing Gary up for a bit. Here’s the thing: A lot of communities in Arizona are dull by default, whether by the standards of the Forbes list or not. That doesn’t mean you’ll be bored living there – a person with a functioning imagination and some desire will never be bored – and that’s a scientific fact.
But let’s not be so thin-skinned as to think our to town can’t possibly be boring, and [...]