"Why didn't anyone tell me butt is so big?" (photo by Lorne Trezise FrozenMotionPhotos)
I never expected anyone to snap a photo of me on my mountain bike quite like this. Nobody told me that the white stripe on my (I thought) uber-cool Italian jersey made it look like I’m rolling in a filled-up pair of Huggies. Well, now I have to decide whether to wear that thing again!
Oh, well. I suppose it’s less jarring than taking my laps in a Borat-style slingshot thong.